The Robsten Fairytale

(disclaimer: this is an eggageration)

Once upon a time, there lived two unbelievable gorgeous people called Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. At the time Kristen Stewart was going out with Micheal-munter-Angarano

(for those that dont know what munter means here is a brief explanation: unatractive/ugly/hideous)

One day, these two people got a call saying they would be in a movie called Twilight. They were so happy, they could not help but jump for joy.

They flimed Twilight for somewhat months. During these months, they became very close friends, due to the unbelieavable ammount of chemistry they had.

Rob loved Kristen alot so whenever Rob saw Kristen with Mike, he became jelous, so much so, he would cry himself to sleep every night. He would look at a picture of Kristen in his locket every night, and kiss it tenderly before proceeding to cry himself to sleep.

Kristen also had very deep feelings for Rob. Whenever she made love to her boyfriend, she would picture his face. (then again who does not?)

Kristen would take mike to all of the twilight events. This made Rob even more jelous.

A few months passed, and rob and Kristen were reunited to film new moon.

This time around, Mike was there on fewer occasions. Rob liked this. This meant that he could captivate Kristen under his delicious spell, that had us all in a trance every time we cast eyes upon him.

One day, when filming, Kristen pulled Rob aside.

'Rob,' she began, 'I know how you feel'

'You do?'

'And I have something to tell you.'

'Yes?'

'I'm sorry but I have a boyfriend.'

Kristen then walked of.

'What the fuck.,' Rob exclaimed, 'Thats not how the fairytale is supposed to go!'

A few Months past, and by this time New Moon had finished filming, and Rob and Kris had gone their seperate ways to film their movies.

They were sad. They were missing eachother terribly. They were texting eachother daily, but it just wasnt the same.

One day, when filming the Runaways, KStew had a revelation.

She dialed a number on her phone and let destiny decide her fate.

Again, a month passed, and Rob and Kris were reunited at Comic Con 09.

It was the first time they had seen eachother since departing for their own films.

They gave eachother a huge hug and everything seemed just right.

They went ahead and did the Comic con interview. Some people asked about their ofscreen relationship, but the questions were shut down. (if they do this to Ryan Secrest, man someones gonna get an Ass Kick)

Afterwards, Kristen approched Rob in private.

'Rob, er, I have something to tell you.'

'Yes?'

'Mike and I are engaged.'

Kristen then walked of.

'Oh my god, this is even worse than I thought.'

Soon, Eclipse was going to begin filming.

Maybe things will have changed by then, Rob wished.

The first day of shooting, Kris took Rob off in private.

'Rob I have something to tell you.'

'Yes?'

'Well, Mike and I aren't engaged any more. He was cheating on me with Emilie de Raven'

'Oh! I mean, aww, I'm so sorry for you Kris.'

'Don't be.'

'Huh.'

'Well, now that means that I can do this.'

Kris placed her hand on Rob's chest.

'And...'

'And this.'

Kris pulled herself in tight to Rob.

'And...'

'And this...'

Kris placed her lips on Robs, and rob put his arms around Kris as they continued blissfully into the morning...

And just like Snow White and Prince Charming, so began the fairytale of Robsten.

And what a fuckhot couple they really, and truly are...